Random stuffs

pewbirdy:

a different kind of gun show

Quand un Serpentard esssaye d’être gentil.

Quand un Serpentard esssaye d’être gentil.

When To Wear Lipstick

thefrenemy:

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Red/Orange Lipstick
-You are a trained assassin meant to meet your very attractive enemy in a hotel bar
-You are the lead in a film noir but instead of being the murdered person, you’re going to take your trenchcoat-wearing gams out to find the bad guy yourself
-It’s V for Victory, babes! Put on your cutest pin-up outfits, roll that hair up into victory rolls, and be damn grateful you were born in the late 80’s instead of a time strife with war and racism!
-There’s been a crime and you just may have committed it
-When you want to hide the blood around your mouth from eating them all alive
Pair with: Martini, Gun

Pink Lipstick
-When you’re doing something incredibly bad-ass and intelligent because no, thanks, you don’t fit into the BOXES
-Channeling your inner-Elle-Woods-spirit goddess
-On Wednesdays
-Well, sometimes you just want to look cute and pretty and eat cupcakes and is that a fucking problem
-Aw, for grandma! She will love it.
-When you just DARE somebody to catcall you, just try it
-When you want to feel powerful as hell in a very pretty color
Pair With: Big Hair, Bigger Goals,

Black/Dark Lipstick
-When you are raising hell
-When you want people to fear the very presence of you
-When you’re a new witch who is finally meeting her coven and coming face-to-face with her powers. Bubble Bubble Toil and Trouble, Bitches.
-When starting fires
-When potentially running into your ex
-You are a force to be reckoned with, baby doll. Prove it.
-Don’t know why, but absolutely perfect for bad dates and dive bars.
Pair With: Whiskey and A Will To Show Em How It’s Done

Purple/Wild Colored Lipstick
-When people tell you you are wearing too much makeup
-When people tell you your makeup should be neutral or more natural
-If you feel like it
-When your life is just one giant secret cosplay
-You are a beautiful, sexy alien and you have come to roll your eyes
Pair With: Big Rings and No Fucks

Comment reconnaître un Serpentard dès son plus jeune âge. Partie 4.

Comment reconnaître un Serpentard dès son plus jeune âge. Partie 4.

Quand on menace un ami Serpentard.

Quand on menace un ami Serpentard.

Quand on donne une batte à un Poufsouffle…

Quand on donne une batte à un Poufsouffle…

pineapplefunny:

charlesfiasco:

daveybaby:

rossana:

cumberbuddy:

gvacamolly:

petitbear:

skittleoakley:

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

When he says “really” ;’)

Never leave this un-reblogged

What a dear human being he is. 

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Update!

Omg

cutest.thing.ever.

ethically-wrong:

mmmmbeefy96:

grandhowler:

Dude

holy shit. 

this is on a whole new level of patience

This is natural art.